• The seven dwarfs were each on different little trips. Happy was into grass and grass alone … Happy, that’s all he did. Sleepy was into reds. Grumpy, too much speed. Sneezy was a full blown coke freak. Doc was a connection. Dopey was into everything. Any old orifice will do for Dopey. He’s always got his arm out and his leg up. And then, the one we always forget, because he was Bashful. Bashful didn’t use drugs. He was paranoid on his own. Didn’t need any help on that ladder
  • Hansel and Gretel discovered the ginger bread house about 45 minutes after they discovered the mushrooms.

Wikipedia Intro-George Carlin was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor and author, noted especially for his irreverent attitude and his observations on language, psychology and religion along with many other taboo subjects.

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